I believe there is a very strong correlation

im-just-procrastinating:

smilinglela:

i wonder what shutterstock was thinking when they thought of this idea

No no, the tattoo’s not done yet

im-just-procrastinating:

ib3lieveinyouandme:

My mom likes to keep track of everything on the calendar.

And when I say everything I mean everything.

Everything

whatthefunniest:

as a group can we please start calling semen penis butter

If I were ever held at gunpoint.



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