Mister Comedy

starsandbars3: she has to be doin a lot of other drugs if her...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:30:34 -0400

starsandbars3:

she has to be doin a lot of other drugs if her fuckin dog is talkin to her

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Sat, 18 May 2013 17:45:29 -0400

vaporheart-archive: Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:15:29 -0400

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

cnnbreakingofficial: im actually laughing really hard

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:30:23 -0400

cnnbreakingofficial:

im actually laughing really hard

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Fri, 17 May 2013 20:45:27 -0400

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Fri, 17 May 2013 20:01:05 -0400

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Fri, 17 May 2013 19:15:36 -0400

flexed: “why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:30:32 -0400

flexed:

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

escapistaz: If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:45:16 -0400

escapistaz:

If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.

aratherfunnyblog: thanks skittles

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:16:01 -0400

aratherfunnyblog:

thanks skittles

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Thu, 16 May 2013 21:30:37 -0400

officialdogblog: you is kind, you is smart, you is important,

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:45:33 -0400

officialdogblog:

you is kind,

you is smart,

you is important,

akwhard: does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:01:25 -0400

akwhard:

does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?

donkaphobia: this sphinx looks like a sorority girl after a...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:16:28 -0400

donkaphobia:

this sphinx looks like a sorority girl after a long night

esexist: its better to follow unpopular people on tumblr because then your dash isnt full of inside...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:30:36 -0400

esexist:

its better to follow unpopular people on tumblr because then your dash isnt full of inside jokes with other famous bloggers to make you feel bad

Pollen accidentally enters body

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:45:31 -0400

*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me: *Sneezes*

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Wed, 15 May 2013 22:15:57 -0400

voldie: no mom I can’t go back to school tomorrow i’m still ugly

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:30:42 -0400

voldie:

no mom I can’t go back to school tomorrow i’m still ugly

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Wed, 15 May 2013 20:45:37 -0400

kotaarms: Don’t lie to me you bastard.

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:01:25 -0400

kotaarms:

Don’t lie to me you bastard.