Mister Comedy

scootercomputer:

when i was like 5 my friend told me that a prostitute was someone who sold ice cream so for TWO YEARS I TOLD EVERYONE THAT I WANTED TO BE A PROSTITUTE

TWO YEARS

NO ONE FUCKING CORRECTED ME

FOR TWO

YEARS

(Source: percyo)

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