Mister Comedy

on the first day of middle school the teacher made us sit with someone we didn’t know and talk with them and the kid i was paired up with said “i watched dr. oz yesterday and it said your penis should be the size of a dollar bill and mine is bigger so i feel accomplished” and i haven’t talked to him since

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