well that’s the best news i’ve gotten all day
amanda bynes vagina found dead in apartment. drake prime suspect
(Source: slydiggers)
- Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
- Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
australians dont have sex
australians mate
(Source: shalrath)
- Person: What state do you live in?
- Me: Denial.
I thought I should share some things I’ve collected
thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
me and my friends hanging out :)
the saddest part is that i was alone and my camera was on self timer when this was taken
yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.
I stopped reading at “real women”
you should have kept reading
(Source: cristobalite)
(Source: kvthrine)
