- me: watching tv show
- me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
- me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat
- drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
- me: bye i love you
How can I effectively write 10+ essays before college apps are due?
after seeing quite a titty
WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?
A sentence I never thought I would read
- girl: what are you doing?
- boy: something i should have done a long time ago
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail