chitzybitch:

U know she dead

(Source: feel-insane)

  • me: watching tv show
  • me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  • me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat
  • drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
  • me: bye i love you

(Source: sideniggasociety)

lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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fantasticcatadventures:

goals

(Source: rock-will-survive)

Question to people in/post college

How can I effectively write 10+ essays before college apps are due?

earthdad:

after seeing quite a titty 

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iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?

(Source: tbotofficial)

trouserweasel:

damn right I did

haha sucks to be them
driving on the highway and seeing the opposite end in backed up traffic  (via tyrannosauruseric)

(Source: neilnevins)

ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

(Source: ironyofchokingonjacksdick)

things straight ppl say in movies
  • girl: what are you doing?
  • boy: something i should have done a long time ago

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail