urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

groovywhitekid:

great

(Source: twiabpaianlatfwnogf)

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

bigtime-thrust:

kirraklein:

White lips

Pale face

Would ya

Change ya fate

holy shit

(Source: aliveinmusic)

foodnun:

Me: can i see your homework

Someone: No do your own

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mamacastiel:

IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK

FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT

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IT’S LIKE

no

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d ont hurt my childern

dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

shotacatboys:

why must i live in such a cruel and unreliable world

(Source: beksboys)

petewentzstolemypizza:

coldtartsbrewcoldersocks:

rnyselfie:

themurderscene:

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

(Source: themurderscene)

lameborghini:

my throne

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: aaliyah1979-2001)

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

(Source: drakescurls)

in court
  • judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
  • me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
  • my lawyer: same
  • me: same
  • judge: same
  • police: same
  • obama: same