(Source: paradisaic)
but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically
[tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring it back now yall
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
- me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
- me at home:
Who needs a boyfriend when I have a can of Pringles
I meant this as in having food NOT USING THE PRINGLES CAN AS A DILDO
(Source: thugplant)
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
why is the news breaking. who broke it. how much are repairs
i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
(Source: dylanobylan)
